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Rav4xle 5 year.ago8:00 I made a snowman 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman 8:15 So, I made a snow woman 8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere 8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead 8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts 8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot noses, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with 8:28 I am being called a racist by a pedestrian because the snow couple is white 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman must wear a burqa 8:40 Three Police cars arrive saying someone has been offended 8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicts women in a domestic role 8:43 An Equality Act officer arrived and threatened me with prosecution 8:45 TV news crew from the local news station shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist. 9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, pervert, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather 9:10 Far left protestors offended by everything are marching calling for my head 9:29 My kids are taken from me and I lose my job
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By the end I couldn’t have been more grateful.
The assistant says, "Sorry, sir, I haven't got a pen."
Just kidding. You have 1 more week
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May the 4th be you.
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I think it was a πthon.
Love means nothing to them.
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